For too long Santa has held a monopoly on the North Pole's cookie stash. Not only does Santa's cookie stash account for 87.7% of the total North Pole cookie supply, but many of us also willingly choose to store the few cookies we have in Santa's pantry. We're beholden not only to his schedule and storage preferences, but to sugar and flour fees that serve no other purpose than to further bolster Santa's cookie supplies.

Too Big To Crumble

When Santa's pantry was beset by high humidity levels, who was it that suffered? Elves who had spent their lifetimes diligently saving their cookies thinking they'd be there when they were hungry found nothing but a soggy, inedible mess. Santa's cookie stash was deemed "too big to crumble" and so it was Ma and Pa elf who bore the brunt of the loss—not Santa.

Join Your Local Cookie Storehouse

Occupy North Pole is calling for a regional Move Your Cookie Day to take back our cookies and take back our power! Move your cookies from Santa's pantry into your neighborhood cookie storehouse. This brings our cookies out of Santa's ice mansion and puts them back where they belong—our community. Contact your local cookie storehouse today to learn more about their no-fee storage options and elf-friendly policies.